galmod

So like, I ran out of weed and beer.

Ummm. so. uh dude. like... woah, that was... a downer.

Anyone want to like... uh give me beer?

My son and daughter-in-law have named all their abandoned offspring after me.

Then, it was suggested that I adopt one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

*hic*

sho i *hic* draank some hehehe no

*hic* loss of beers an oooh swimmmy

My son and his wife have a number of babies.

Lots.

An Army in fact.

YET HAVE THEY NAMED ANY AFTER ME?

::snort::

PAH

I had this vision of like... this guy with spikes and he said, "Go forth and make music."

So this is what I shall do.

Yes. Now I have remembered what I was going to say.

My mun is jumping around her room. She is scaring me. She found my son in her advent calendar. This is more disturbing than when she found Frodo and Sam together in one window.

I did not ask her what they were doing. I do not think I want to know.

In other news, I have made a fashion statement.

i went to see the hobbit with the pills and i had a big stick and i waved it at him but he had genetically engineered bodybuilding uberhobbits and they chased me and chase me and chased me and then they caught me and kicked me and then the pills hobbit came and he put something in my mouth and now i am SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE tweeking utterly utterly squeeee and squee and squeeeee ::bounces:: i love you all

So. The hobbit that usually sells me weed uh... ran out. So he sold me some pills instead.

He said that they were... good. Or something. I...don't remember.

::swallows a pill::

Dude.

There are people...like...angsting...and... like....


I dunno.

mmmmmm. pickles.

I'm not entirely sure that my eyes whiteing out like this is entirely safe.


I keep seeing things that are not there.

O_O