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*wakes up*

*looks around blearily*

*drinks more vodka*

*passes out again*

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What happened to the grandkiddies?... I swear they were here just a second ago...uh

So uh... I thought I was hallucinating because uh... I was like... really furry but then I was furry and uh...

Yeah... ferret or something...

And then...Grima was furry and...

...

Hmm? Oh.

Grima was furry and we got drunk and then uh... I wasn't so furry anymore but there were all these empty bottles...

I had to take them to the recycling place. In Ethring. But I'm not allowed near horses anymore. So uh...

It took a long time.

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Um. I was sure that I was like.... supposed to do something?

But I like um. Forgot. So uhhh....

What was I doing?

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: me and the guys - cooking wine

::eyedart::

uh...dude....

The mun keeps looking at me...like.. really funny

It's like that time...when I was like.. hallucinating the rabbits..

but dude... I haven't taken anything

o.o

::hides behind a small rock::

It must be like... a side effect of seeing me in person..woah

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So... apparently like... I was married to sockpuppets. But uh...you know...nothings really going on there with the like. Married stuff.

Really like... what i'm trying to say is I'm lookin' for a new wife.

One who likes alcohol and uh... other drugs and things.

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::smokes::

Now uh.. y'see...like...

wait...i don't

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So uhhhh like my last, um, post, was on, uhh my first anniversary, which was like... father's day too...so uh... like... no one uh.. noticed and like...anything.

I have to uh, go talk to the... hobbitweed dude. This stuff is like... uh...

huh.

Um.

Hungry now.

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I'm like... going to get some smokes... and then when I get back, sonnyboy might have remembered,

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::is passed out on the floor::

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uhhhh.

wait uh, i almost like.... remember...

no.

what?

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Uh. Dude..

I can't take it anymore.

::sacrifices hoagies to Eru::

Please, like... can I have my dick back?

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...

O_O

...

O_O

Current Mood: trauma

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::rocks backwards and forwards::

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Dude. Like... I had this dream and like...

....what?...uh

yeah I had this dream and I was like...uh watchin' a video, y'know, like...with like naked people in... and then I dreamt that y'know I couldn't like... jack off cuz there was nothing...

::blink::

...in my pants...

::eyes glaze::

::blinkblink::
huh?
yeah.

Dude. I am not eating cheese when I get the munchies. cuz... like.. I'm too attached to these ::grabs crotch::

O_O

::feels around::

O_O

::looks in pants::

O_O

::passes out::